It is that time of year when lots of guys have to deal with the problem of how to fit masturbating into their lives in the dorm. The following is a description of some of my experiences of around the difficulty of finding opportunities to masturbate, there. During my first year of college, when I was living in the dorms, I was forced to masturbate infrequently, and in some locations and situations which were not conducive for achieving the maximum pleasure from the act. It was a frustrating, and less-than-ideal situation. It never occurred to me to talk to my three roommates about the problem.